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July
Don't juggle knives |
June
Stay away from potential allergens during periods of hot weather (that's
ice on the backs of my legs to make the hives less itchy) |
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May
Don't
drop Pepsi cans and if you do, don't try to catch them with your toes |
March
Don't
fight with Sudanese men (even if you're playing frisbee) |
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February
Don't kick taxis |
December
Don't
walk into light poles |
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October
Don't
play with hot wax |
September
Don't
sleep without insect repellant (is there such a thing as deet chapstick?) |
